The thing you have been waiting for YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!

(By “your” I mean “my,” of course.)

You know how sometimes you want to watch Star Trek, but you don’t know what episode you’re in the mood for – or even which series? Have you ever bemoaned the fact that Netflix Instant Play doesn’t have a “random” feature? (Seriously, though, why doesn’t it have that?) Chief Engineer Ness has solved all your problems with Star Trek @ Random, the random episode/movie/all-the-series/ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS generator! Try it!

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Star Trek: Enterprise, "Cogenitor"

In which Enterprise goes all Star Trek: TNG on somebody’s NC-17 plot idea and makes it all about human rights violations and cultural relativism and PASS THE KLEENEX PLZ.

Eeeeeevil pink uniforms!

You KNOW you’re in serious nerdtown when we bust out the Animated Series!

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